Franklin's Small Boy's Ball Cup

Yes it's a cup, but what does it hold? And who the hell is Franklin? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Deal of the Year 1995

So you're rummaging through a bin of old crap and you find this perfectly preserved specimen of fucking junk mail and the first thing you think is "That'll be a buck forty-nine." If that describes you, you are a monster.

Is it penises or penii?

Two tiny green penises on a cutesy-rustic plate. The plate was $2.00. The penises were presumably thrown in to sweeten the deal.